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Sastalo se mješovito, žensko - muško društvo, pa uz ćakulu i piće, one krenu s vječnom temom - o njima.
Te je bacio šporku robu na pod kraj kreveta, te ne zna koja je njegova četkica za zube pa uzme prvu koja mu dođe pod ruku, te ostavi poplavu u banju nakon tuširanja, te ne zna sa suđem u perilici, te ne vidi da su prozori za pranje, te mu se ne da pokositi travu koja je već do ženskog struka, te ne zna objesiti opranu robu... te ovo te ono.
Ovako napadnuti, muškarci su se poželjeli obraniti i dođu do najvažnijeg u svakoj muškoj glavi - do mesa. I zaključe kako znaju kupiti bolje komade mesa od svojih žena.
I što je najgore, ženski dio društva čak i prizna da je to istina.
Mješovito društvo se složilo oko toga da mesari, uglavnom muškarci, muškim kupcima daju bolje bokune mesa.
Da to nije istina, uvjeravaju su nas splitski mesari. Prvi kojeg smo pitali, a ne želi u novine, kaže da on ne vidi razliku.
- Mušterija je mušterija! - bio je kratak.
- Nikad nisam o tome razmišljao, začuđen je bio mesar iz mesnice "Čukušić", koji ni ne obraća pažnju na to je li ispred frižidera muški ili ženski kupac.
A kad ga pitamo tko se bolje razumije u meso, bio je jasan: Žene! - i još dodao: Ne virujem u muško poznavanje mesa...
Mesar iz mesnice "Pivčević" je bio brz na odgovoru:
- Žene dobiju bolje komade, one znaju o mesu, a i tribaju kad one i kuhaju.
Ali inzistiramo šta je s onim hvalisavcima koji se nazivaju meštrima od roštilja?
- Ma žene znaju. One su te, a evo ja jedino vikendom zamijenim ženu - priznaje.
Blago njoj! A što se sprema?
- Ili meso ili riba na žaru, ponosan je naš "Pivčević", a i jasno je da mu je i riba u malom prstu kad već 25 godina drži mesnicu kraj ribarnice.
- Ali, nemojte me u novine, nisam ja od tih...
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U medije nije htjela ni jedina mesarica koju smo upitali o našoj temi: mesu, muškarcima i dobrim bokunima.
- Nema vam muških i ženskih mušterija, kaže mesarica iz mesnice "Spajić": Žene se bolje razumiju u meso, a možda malo i stariji muškarci. A ovi mlađi, ti vam ništa ne razumiju!
- Kako mislite "mlađi", pitamo?
- Pa ovi od 25 godina pa gori. Oni se najbolje razumiju u ono što dobiju na tanjuru. To znaju, je li dobar ili loš bokun, ali o mesu nemaju pojma.
Pa dobro, složili smo se.
Uostalom, koja od onih iz mješovitog društva s početka teksta može reći da joj sin, prije nego ode u teretanu, odleti do mesara po dobar komad koji će "nahraniti" njegove mišiće!?
Nema toga, a sutra će bome dobre komade na tanjuru tražiti od neke druge žene u svojem životu.
Kad ga mater nije naučila.
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Sastalo se mješovito, žensko - muško društvo, pa uz ćakulu i piće, one krenu s vječnom temom - o njima.
Te je bacio šporku robu na pod kraj kreveta, te ne zna koja je njegova četkica za zube pa uzme prvu koja mu dođe pod ruku, te ostavi poplavu u banju nakon tuširanja, te ne zna sa suđem u perilici, te ne vidi da su prozori za pranje, te mu se ne da pokositi travu koja je već do ženskog struka, te ne zna objesiti opranu robu... te ovo te ono.
Ovako napadnuti, muškarci su se poželjeli obraniti i dođu do najvažnijeg u svakoj muškoj glavi - do mesa. I zaključe kako znaju kupiti bolje komade mesa od svojih žena.
I što je najgore, ženski dio društva čak i prizna da je to istina.
Mješovito društvo se složilo oko toga da mesari, uglavnom muškarci, muškim kupcima daju bolje bokune mesa.
Da to nije istina, uvjeravaju su nas splitski mesari. Prvi kojeg smo pitali, a ne želi u novine, kaže da on ne vidi razliku.
- Mušterija je mušterija! - bio je kratak.
- Nikad nisam o tome razmišljao, začuđen je bio mesar iz mesnice "Čukušić", koji ni ne obraća pažnju na to je li ispred frižidera muški ili ženski kupac.
A kad ga pitamo tko se bolje razumije u meso, bio je jasan: Žene! - i još dodao: Ne virujem u muško poznavanje mesa...
Mesar iz mesnice "Pivčević" je bio brz na odgovoru:
- Žene dobiju bolje komade, one znaju o mesu, a i tribaju kad one i kuhaju.
Ali inzistiramo šta je s onim hvalisavcima koji se nazivaju meštrima od roštilja?
- Ma žene znaju. One su te, a evo ja jedino vikendom zamijenim ženu - priznaje.
Blago njoj! A što se sprema?
- Ili meso ili riba na žaru, ponosan je naš "Pivčević", a i jasno je da mu je i riba u malom prstu kad već 25 godina drži mesnicu kraj ribarnice.
- Ali, nemojte me u novine, nisam ja od tih...
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U medije nije htjela ni jedina mesarica koju smo upitali o našoj temi: mesu, muškarcima i dobrim bokunima.
- Nema vam muških i ženskih mušterija, kaže mesarica iz mesnice "Spajić": Žene se bolje razumiju u meso, a možda malo i stariji muškarci. A ovi mlađi, ti vam ništa ne razumiju!
- Kako mislite "mlađi", pitamo?
- Pa ovi od 25 godina pa gori. Oni se najbolje razumiju u ono što dobiju na tanjuru. To znaju, je li dobar ili loš bokun, ali o mesu nemaju pojma.
Pa dobro, složili smo se.
Uostalom, koja od onih iz mješovitog društva s početka teksta može reći da joj sin, prije nego ode u teretanu, odleti do mesara po dobar komad koji će "nahraniti" njegove mišiće!?
Nema toga, a sutra će bome dobre komade na tanjuru tražiti od neke druge žene u svojem životu.
Kad ga mater nije naučila.
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